About tomvale13
tomvale13 has been a member of MMGN since Feb 28 2008.
Xbox Gametag: tomvale13
Entering the world as the Son of an international Jelly-tycoon, Thomas Vale shook off the shackles of Jelly oppression and started out his young adult life as a moderately unsuccessful Lobster Farmer.
A vast and worldwide lobster surplus coupled with the fact that he actually had prawns, not lobsters saw the company die out after a thriving 2 months of business. The demise as Thomas would say, was partially attributed to the fact that he "Didn’t know jack about Lobsters, or business...” That and “The website never got up and going - we had issues deciding whether or not to have user driven content”
With the confidence of a failed lobster business behind him Thomas would go on to write the occasional self help article along with the (soon to be) critically acclaimed guide on how not to run an online lobster business; “The truth behind Lobsters, more than meets the claw” (yet to be published) drew much praise from Thomas after his initial proof reading was finished.
These days Thomas spends his time in Canberra, Australia, where he presides over a small property rich in Pelican heritage. His success comes sporadically not unlike “The bowel movements of a very old pelican” He spends most of the day dropping fish into pelican’s beaks, walking through the fields and wondering what the hell went wrong whilst cursing heavily and making stabbing gestures towards the sky.
He is also a devout Atheist.
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