Oh the insanity!
After living in Melbourne for a grand total of three weeks, I find myself stuck in Adelaide until a doctor says I can leave. I won't get into the specifics about that -- we can't all be wiid00d complaining of very serious kidney explosions -- but I do need some help with tasks to fill the void of being unable to venture into the real world.
We can't all by dying this much
For the past week I've realised my parents' secondary TV cannot receive HD channels live 7Mate (arguably the best option), GEM (sometimes cricket) and One (COPS, the biggest loss). Meanwhile GO repeats its content quite often, as if their daytime audience isn't watching on consecutive days. Pfft.
Most surprisingly, there are more life and funeral insurance advertisements on during daytime TV than actual content, closely followed by celebs plugging ProActiv (Bieber implies she loves being super horny).
Ad memorised
I'm confused by the target audience here: clearly those dying and teenagers skipping school, deciding the slightly younger version of Kerri-Ann is better than studying for the test they are pretending to be sick for.
As you can see, insanity is at all all time high as I try and figure out which pills must be discontinued to have a beer without fear of death. Apparently, that's what killed Whitney Huston, according to the gay American chap on The Morning Show.
Fortunately, my job allows me to achieve most tasks from home, which is my intent for the next few days. Look, this seemed to work outside the exclusive walls of MMGN HQ.
But even so, work and stuck at my parents' house is no way to live. What do you guys do to pass the time when stuck at home sick?
Ohhhh wiid00d is back and can entertain me for three minutes.